don't you tell me how i feel.

mr. 305 by v
November 30, 2011, 8:05 am
Filed under: danceable, New music, shit i sort of like, terrible lyrics, wow

It has recently come to my attention that Pitbull has completely taken over the pop universe. He’s the Dr. Pepper spokesman, his music is freaking everywhere, he works with Steele’s secret boyfriend Enrique Iglesias, and if a reggaeton song is released without him on it, I suspect it’s promptly remixed to include him. I have to give the guy credit: his lyrics are terrible, but his ubiquity is almost unparalleled — at least in Miami.

All that being said, today I’d like to dig deeper into the Pitbull catalog and extract “Dammit Man,” a terrible-hilarious song from a time before Mr. 305 achieved slick pop-king status. Note the conspicuous lack of blazer in this video. The man has clearly upgraded since.

Also, DID YOU KNOW that in addition to being a soft-drink spokesman, Pitbull also shills for Sheets, an energy supplement akin to those weird fresh-breath strips of yore? Observe:


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